women=problems

前几天,我看到一道很好笑的题目:
To find a woman,we need time and money.
Therefore,
Woman=Time*Money

Time equal to money.
Therefore,
Woman=Money平方

Money is the root of all problems.
Therefore,
Money平方=Problems平方根

Therefore,
Woman=Problems

当我与班上的粉红猪与宋王分享这道题时,我解释了好久后,粉红猪像是悟到了其中的奥妙,说道:
"那么你是说你=problems啰?"
我气愤地反驳到:"我是lady,所以我不是problems!"
他也不甘示弱:"那你以后就是problems啰!"
我说道:"Actually,this question is to tell all the man to出家faster,ok?Do you understand?
"Ha?出嫁?"
宋王终于顶不顺了:"哟!是出家啦!"
最后,我讽刺到:"This man is always think for married.If not,how come he can heard 出家 to 出嫁?"